I'm about to commit suicide. So yeah I decided to jump off a mountain and halfway through the fall I was like OH SHIT IM GONNA DIE but then before I hit the water, I started flying off into the city. The houses were covered in snow and I could easily identify one of my friends houses. As I land on their house, I'm walking towards the chimney, and I don't know why, I felt like santa clause. But yeah as I am walking, Peter Pan walks up to me and Is like: "I don't think you'll be able to fly anymore. You need tinkerbell to save you" So tinkerbell shows up and pours that sparkly shit on me, and I'm all like "Thanks Peter!"
The end. Hahahhaha
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